Conversations with Dad

The following are transcripts of actual conversations I have with my father, Frank Marciuliano, award-winning graphic designer, pornography T-shirt illustrator, hardcore gangsta rapper and self-described Renaissance Man.

Friday, March 30, 2007

Conversations with Dad 8: The Dentist

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Phone rings. Ces: Hello? Dad: Oh God, Ces, I've got this fuckin' red rash on my right cheek that's spreading across my whole g...
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Thursday, March 29, 2007

Conversations with Dad 7: The Other Payback

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Mom hands Dad the phone. Dad: Happy Birthday! Ces: Thanks, Da… Dad (Singing) : Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthd...
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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Conversations with Dad 6: Artichokes and Facial Lacerations (Grandma Visits)

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Shortly after his father died my dad made a solemn vow to spend more time with his mother. I say “solemn” because there was absolutely no jo...
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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Conversations with Dad 5: The Clock

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We begin immediately after The Visit , when I enter my parents' house. Greetings ensue. Mom: Sorry I didn’t make dinner yet. I didn’t k...
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Monday, March 26, 2007

Conversations with Dad 4: The Visit

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The following conversation occurs from inside my parents' house, after I arrive at the front door and ring the doorbell. Mom: Who is it...
Sunday, March 25, 2007

Conversations with Dad 3: Death and Dining in New Jersey

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We begin in a diner off the New Jersey Turnpike, during a visit with Grandma. Grandma: Do you ever tell your friends what a beautiful and ...
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Saturday, March 24, 2007

Conversations with Dad 2: Clockwork Orange Juice

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We begin mid-phone conversation. Dad: So last night I was going through all my old advertising art portfolios... Ces: Oh, cool. Any reason...
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Francesco Marciuliano
New York, NY, United States
I write the comic strips Sally Forth and Medium Large and co-host the humor reading show The PIT Presents the Pendulum. I'm currently working on a book of conversations with my folks.
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